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My Urine Smells like Citrus |
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Written by Andy
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Monday, 08 October 2007 |
 I've been going through a lot of changes lately. I guess everyone I know and still consider a friend has been, too. It's weird, you know, growing up. You start to set your priorities up differently. Instead of buying movies every week, I'm looking at my mortgage statement. Instead of eating Ramen-and-Mac-'n-Cheese pizza at my house, I'm taking my girlfriend out to pseudo-fancy restaurants.
Recently I started a job working for a real NEWS station. I'm still wondering if this is my calling, but I think it's a good move. Instead of me making up fake news and trying to reminisce of the good old days in high school, I'm actually doing real news stories and broadcasting to hundreds of thousands of people every day. Sometimes I wish I could write some funny stories and broadcast those, but I know that's not going to happen any time soon. You never know, though.
Even my humor is starting to change. Instead of me telling fart and ball jokes with my friends, I've moved on to vagina and pubic hair humor. Lately I've been working more on video skits and short films then updating this website. Hell, I don't even get on the internet as much as I used to. I've been kind of worried about growing up, but the truth is that everyone does eventually. I keep thinking that maybe I'm living up to the name of this website - but the truth is that I was never the subject of the name. It was (and will always be) a feeling that I had back when this thing started. I really lost something in myself back when this site had to be quickly put together. I keep beating myself up as to whether I should go back and look for it, or move on.
So, about a week ago, I was using the public restroom at work and I noticed that my urine smelled an awful lot like citrus. It was a good smell. It kind of cheered up the room a little bit. I asked everyone around me what they thought. One man said it did. Another said that I must be imagining things. Then, this third man thought that it really was a faint smell of citrus, but tasted way too bitter. Go figure.
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Last Updated ( Monday, 08 October 2007 )
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