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Written by Andy   
Sunday, 02 December 2007
If I could transform myself into a Heavy Metal group, it would be SIMPLER MACHINE. These guys speak to me on a whole new level that other metal bands only wish they could reach. It's eerie how well these guys know me by their music.

Here are some of my favorite songs off this album:LET'S FUCK IN THE VAN, SOME KIND OF FRIEND, MENTAL KARATE CHICK SHE LIKES TO FUCK A LOT, RAT FUCK, BLACK BRA,andGO WILD. That's most of the album, by the way. How many metal bands do you know where most of the album is good? Not a lot, I can assure you. Sure, there's usually one or two amazing songs, but most albums lack the glue to give you what you really want on each track. These guys have that glue. Hell, they manufacture that glue at the SIMPLER MACHINE warehouse (which is run by Metalheads like you and I).

I'll tell ya, I was a little thrown off by the cover art when I saw this album. I was like "Hmmm, is this going to be good? It looks kind of like it's tie-dyed. I don't like tie-dyed stuff. That's very hippie-like. But then I placed this CD in my stereo and was blown away by how damn good it is.

I need to stop yapping at the mouth about this album and just listen to it some more. It's so damn good, people. Stop reading this review and buy a copy! Here's all the info that you need:

SIMPLER MACHINE WEBSITE

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