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Written by Andy
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Friday, 23 November 2007 |
 Greetings, everybody. I hope that you all are having a warm start to your holiday season. Hopefully none of you Americans lost an arm or leg while fighting horrible other Americans in the lines at department stores for the DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING sales that went on all over the Country.
For those of you outside America who don't know what I'm talking about, it's a single day of the year where Americans are expected to carry hand guns and shoot other Americans who try to get the best deals on merchandise for Christmas. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, you are still expected to buy merchandise and carry a loaded weapon with you where-ever you go. I love this Country.
And I hope that all of the Americans out there had a great Thanksgiving dinner with friends and family on Thursday night. Of course, I had to work that night. Apparently the NEWS doesn't stop for the holidays. I was out with a reporter getting the scoop on shootings, car wrecks, people abandoned, and the homeless trying to eat their turkey without any teeth. Of course, this made me realize that I have a lot to be thankful for. I mean, I didn't get shot last night. That's a good thing to be thankful for. And, I didn't have a car accident. I keep thinking to myself that I wish I could create some change in this world - aside from updating this website.
I wish I could influence change. Like, I wish I could influence people to stop shooting endangered species. I wish I could influence grown men who are members of NAMBLA to stop having sex with young boys. Fellas, there are plenty of women in this world who look like young men. You don't need the boys anymore. I wish that maybe I could influence people to stop setting fires in Malibu to stay warm. I wish that I could influence Britney Spears to just give up and go home to Kentucky or where-ever she's from. I wish I could convince Christina Ricci to actually return my emails with a reply other than GET LOST, CREEP. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DOCUMENTARY. And I really wish I could get Christina's lawyer to back off of that lawsuit they're trying to serve me with.
But, that's the great thing about dreaming - it'll never happen. It's just fun to think about, sometimes. Since I do have this website, though, I'll just go ahead and try to convince everyone out there that I'll be updating on a more regular schedule from now on. What that schedule is, I'm not sure, but I'll be creating a schedule and updating on it.
Happy Holidays.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 23 November 2007 )
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