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C'mon, let's Talk about Teleportation |
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Written by Andy
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Tuesday, 22 January 2008 |
 Ok, it's out there. Lately everyone seems to be talking about that big scary monster in every scientist's closet called TELEPORTATION. I know it's a scary word and it's not like you all have the answers to it (right now, anyways) but I have a feeling that it's going to be a hot issue with the American Presidential elections this year. Yes, that's right, the Democrats and the Republicans need to start picking sides on this issue. To me, it's more important than abortion rights or same sex marriages or even Christianity becoming the Countries correct religion. This is, in fact, a serious matter.
It's not like we've never known about teleportation, either. Star Trek made it very clear to the world that teleporting exists - and is well worth the money. So, in the midst of all this talk about global warming and stem cell research, why aren't we asking the question IS TELEPORTING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER RIGHT FOR ME? And, if so: CAN MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS AFFORD A TELEPORTER YET? The answer to both of these questions, folks, is an overpowering YES. Oh, it's definitely right for us. It's right for the world, in fact. Let's give some simple instructions to our overseas work force and let them build it for us. We need it. We need it bad. We need it now. We need it yesterday, in fact.
Teleporting is the next thing to happen, people. We're getting tired of the internet. We've all got our cell phones (and they take great pictures and movies - thanks, SONY). We know that video cameras and movie-making is childs' play these days. So, to get our technological nut off nowadays we need something better than ever. This is where teleporting will come into play. Have you ever wondered GEEZ, I'M WANTED IN A MEETING IN TWO MINUTES, BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT THROUGH TRAFFIC IN TIME? Well, now you can. Now you can be anywhere RIGHT THEN! It's like WHAM, BAM!... and you're there. That's freakin' nuts.
So, what are we waiting for? Do we need a law to be passed or what? When are these scientists going to deliver us the goods?! Gimme teleporters, and give them to me now!
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