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Bootload of Boogie - Dig It |
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Written by Andy
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Sunday, 27 January 2008 |
 Have you ever had a sleepover after you graduated from high school? Like, after you're above the age of 21. As much as you try to rationalize it, it's not as cool as it used to be. You try and you try to make everything fun. You make popcorn and stay up as late as you can with your friends watching soft-core porn on cable with the lights turned off. You talk about the hot girls you work with and you make up stories about times that you did crazy things with girls that none of your friends know. But, as much as you try to make things seem great, it's just not the same.
Sleepovers are meant for kids. This album hits me the same way. I want to like this CD so much. I want to tell everyone that this is the album that they need to own. They've got a great name and a cool attitude. But, as much as I listen to it, I just don't like it. There's something missing in this album and I can't put my finger on it. Fuck, why do I not like this album?
I don't want to criticize them too much, but that's what a review is. That's what THIS review is. Bootload of Boogie needs to hear it. Guys, if you're out there, you gotta know that I'm not diggin' this album. Turn up the juice. Pump up the volume. Crank up the yeahhhhh! Don't be shy, fellas. Blow the roof off this bitch! I know you've got it in you, now just unleash it! Give the world what they need! They need some boogie! A whole bootload!
This is not the album I want to hear. I want something I can stomp my foot to. I also want something that makes sleepovers cool when you're an adult. |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 27 January 2008 )
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