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The Dangerous Book for Boys |
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Written by Andy
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Sunday, 17 February 2008 |
 I recently received a book about things with which every boy (or man) should know in their life. It's a pretty interesting read. With this book, I know about famous battles in history, how to play chess, the rules of Rugby, and even how to skin a rabbit. Rabbit pelts look neat. I suppose this would come in handy. What if I wanted to trade some pelts for spices and such? Maybe on my journey West I could find a trading post and buy some oats with my freshly-made rabbit pelts. It's a wonderful world now that I know how to skin a fucking rabbit.
But, after skimming through the book (who has time to read? I'll just wait for the movie to come out) I realized that there's a lot of things that boys (and men) don't know these days. Jesus, this thing tells me who the baseball MVPs were for the past 70 years. That's some good knowledge, you know? And now I'm up to date on the seven wonders of the Ancient world (as well as the 7 wonders of the modern world).
Really, this is the book for everyone with a penis. If you've got a dick, you need this book. Girls are not allowed. Now, if you're a girl who turned into a boy, then I think that's a gray area. I need to consult the book about that one. Oh, and if you're a boy who recently turned into a girl - then I think this book is too late for you. Sorry. But, there is also a book out there for girls. This is not what the review is about, though, so you're just have to figure that one out for yourselves.
So, what are you waiting for? Go out and get this book. Order online if you want. Just get it. Get a few copies of it. It's nice.
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Last Updated ( Monday, 18 February 2008 )
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