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How to Piss off a Friend who does not like ABBA |
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Written by Andy
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Sunday, 24 February 2008 |
 Do you have a friend who isn't a fan of the Swedish pop-dance band ABBA? Does your friend think that songs such as PEOPLE NEED LOVE, SUPER TROOPER, and FERNANDO suck balls covered in liquid pop-sickle shit? Well, that's their opinion. It may be right - it may be wrong. If you're having a slow night, though, and you want to get back at your friend for something that he or she did to you, just follow this list of things that you can do to piss them off.
1. Move in with him/her. Then, over he course of a year, steal his girlfriend/boyfriend and make sure to have sex with that person when he/she comes home after a long and tiring day at work.
2. Spill hot wax on their car.
3. Tell their parents that they've died.
5. Steal their credit card and try to buy child porn off the internet with it.
6. Chop off their big toe. This will hurt like nobody's business - and it will piss them off.
7. Do the ole' Bike over Bridge prank.
8. Switch their regular coffee with decaf.
9. Steal their cell phone for a day. Then, find a hooker who admits to having goop on her pussy. Then, ask politely if she will stick the entire phone up her vag for about a minute and 30 seconds. Then, return the phone.
10. Drain the tires of their car and refill it with helium.
11. Set their house on fire. Fuck, ABBA was a great band. This person doesn't deserve to live in a house (or apartment) if they don't like ABBA. Didn't they hear SUPER TROOPER? That's a fucking amazing song. Hell, let's just kill this bitch. We'll get away with it.
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 24 February 2008 )
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