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A Short Film is like a Midget in Highschool |
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Written by Andy
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Sunday, 23 March 2008 |
 So, I'm making a short film. So what? Why should that be very hard? Who would make a short film? A short film seems like it's super easy to make. Don't you just point a camera and light a scene and tell an actor to JUMP or DUCK or do something else that's just as degrading? Well, it's not as simple as all of that...
I'm so extremely stressed out by all the pre-production work that I've been doing for this film. I'm not sure if it's ready to be shot yet, but I don't have much of a choice. This whole production is a one-day shoot, and it needs to be good. There's a lot riding on this film. Sure, it's only a short film - but it's important. I don't want to spoil the plot or the climax or the incredibly beautiful girl scene, but you should know - it's going to be epic. As epic as a short film could possibly be.
Am I blowing smoke up your ass? Probably. That's what I do. But, what if I'm telling you the truth? Well, that's something completely different, isn't it? So, you'd better just wait and see. This thing could be the next ET or WATERWORLD. Hell, what if it's the next THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE??? That was a piece of cinematic genious, if I do say so myself.
There's a chance I'm going to include all my fellow followers out there to see all sorts of behind the scenes photos and videos of this film being made. I know how some of you film-nerds are. You like hearing commentary and looking at photos of stars while directors are screaming at them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how you are.
Well, what if this thing is a total letdown? Wait, what if it's the BIGGEST LETDOWN? Well, then I guess the website is living up to it's name, right? Right.
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 23 March 2008 )
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