I am not really a fan of political articles on this website. Really, politicians are all screwed up, and there are plenty of other websites out there that will give you their opinions about them. But on the other hand, I also work for the media, and I can't help but be submerged in political news on a daily basis. After much thought and debate at work, I've finally chosen who I think Barak Obama should choose as his Vice Presidential candidate - KIMBO SLICE.
For those of you out there who don't know who Kimbo Slice is, then you're really missing out on a badass motherfucker. Kimbo got his start in backyard boxing matches and beat the snot out of all his competition. Now, he's the star of fighting matches on TV all over the Country.
I think this makes him the perfect candidate for VP with Barak Obama. First of all, none of the other Countries would fuck with him. None of the media would report anything negative about him. Congress would be too scared to shoot down any of his ideas. Oh, and as far as crazy Americans go who are going to try and assassinate Barak if he really does make it into office - then they'd have to realize that KIMBO would then become President. Really, it's a win-win situation for everyone. So, Barak, if you're reading this website and you want to know who I think you should choose as your Vice Presidential canidate, say NO to Hillary, and YES to KIMBO SLICE.
Reuters - A New Zealand woman sold two vials that she said contained the ghosts of an old man and a young girl for almost NZ$2,000 ($1,410) after a fiercely contested online auction, local media reported.
Reuters - Canada's largest airline has learned it sometimes has to take a back seat to the country's biggest sporting passion, ice hockey, the head of Air Canada said on Tuesday.
Reuters - An elephant gave birth to a calf at Sydney's main zoo on Wednesday, surprising vets and keepers who two days earlier declared the baby had died in the womb.
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I am not really a fan of political articles on this website. Really, politicians are all screwed up, and there are plenty of other websites out there that will give you their opinions about them. But on the other hand, I also work for the media, and I can't help but be submerged in political news on a daily basis. After much thought and debate at work, I've finally chosen who I think Barak Obama should choose as his Vice Presidential candidate - KIMBO SLICE.
