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How to get Girls to Get Naked in Public |
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Written by Andy
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Monday, 30 June 2008 |
 Lately I've been watching a lot more videos on the internet where girls get naked in public. Wow. I love it. But, have you ever wondered WHY or HOW they get that way? Well, after much research (and lots of video purchases) I think I've discovered the easy and fun ways to get girls to show their privates in public places. Read this guide.
HOW TO GET GIRLS TO GET NAKED IN PUBLIC
1. First off, it's not impossible to walk up on a normal girl at the local mall or middle school playground and get her to take her clothes off. Creepy? Yes. Impossible? No. Not at all. You need to remember some things, though. Make sure you have a video camera. This is important because people (and police officers and parents of this particular girl) will need to see the evidence after you've successfully done this project. So, make sure you have a nice video camera, some batteries, a tape or two, and also a microphone on the camera. Do you have all of these items together? Great. Onto step 2.
2.Get some cash. Diamonds may be a girls best friend but they'll sure do anything for the American dollar bill. Another way to entice them is with free cigarettes or alcohol - especially if they're underage. Just make sure that if you're offering booze or cigarettes to a girl who isn't old enough, you edit that part of the video before you show the world.
3.Pick your prey. Let's say you pick the local mall in your city/town - around 5pm. There should be plenty of girls walking around, looking at dresses and underwear they want but can't afford. What a perfect opportunity for you to offer them some of YOUR money!
If you're inside the mall, don't bring the alcohol in. Just leave that in the car. Walk inside with just the money and cigarettes. Make sure you keep these items in your pocket, too. Don't flash them too quick. In one hand, make sure you have the video camera. Nothing is as embarrassing as having to ask a girl to take off her clothes, then ask her to do it again while you run outside to grab your camera. Chances are, she won't be up for this twice (unless you have plenty of money, cigarettes, and booze).
4.Walk up to a girl who looks cute, but not too cute. The really cute girls know what you're up to. The girls who are mildy attractive probably haven't been offered this rare but enticing experience before, so they're great choices. Have you found one yet? Great. Turn on your video camera as you talk to this girl. Ok, here's how the conversation should start:
you - EXCUSE ME. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO HELP ME OUT. I'M MAKING A FILM. IT'S ABOUT HOW PEOPLE AREN'T ASHAMED OF THEIR BODIES. LOOK AT YOUR BODY. IT SURE LOOKS GREAT. YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED OF IT, ARE YOU?
girl - NAH,I'M NOT ASHAMED. WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA? IT LOOKS EXPENSIVE
you - IT SURE IS. HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. I SEE THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS DRESS IN THE WINDOW (if she's looking at the dress in the window), I'LL PAY FOR THAT DRESS FOR YOU, IF YOU HELP ME OUT WITH THIS FILM. I JUST NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME TO SHOW HOW UNINHIBITED YOU ARE WITH YOUR BODY.
girl - YOU WANT ME TO GET NAKED?! I'M NOT DOING THAT!
you - NO, IT'S NOT GETTING NAKED. IT'S JUST SHOWING ME THAT YOU'RE COOL WITH YOUR BODY. YOU ARE COOL WITH YOUR BODY, RIGHT?
girl - OF COURSE I'M COOL WITH MY BODY. SO, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? YOU WANT TO SEE A NIPPLE OR SOMETHING?
you - A NIPPLE? ALRIGHT, LET'S START THERE.
5.Now, if she's cool, then you should have no problem getting more out of her from this point on. Just remember to tell her about how cool that dress (or whatever she's looking at buying) would look on her. If that doesn't work, tell her about the cigarettes and how cool they would make her seem. If her parents died of lung cancer and she's giving you a hard time about it, tell her about the alcohol in your car. Now, what if none of these options work? Well, here's another senerio you may have to utilize. Read on:
girl - I'M NOT GETTING NAKED FOR YOU. THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY. AND, IN PUBLIC? NAWH, I'M NOT INTO THAT. PLUS, LIKE, MY PARENTS EACH DIED OF LUNG CANCER AND MY STEP FATHER IS A DRUNK. SO, NONE OF THOSE THINGS REALLY INTEREST ME. SORRY.
you - ALRIGHT. WELL, JUST WALK WITH ME FOR A SECOND. (take out handgun that you've been secretly carrying all this time. Grab her by the hair and push her into a janitorial closet. Shut the door.)IF YOU MAKE ONE FUCKING SOUND, I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOU! ALRIGHT, YOU HAD TO MAKE THIS HARD, DIDN'T YOU?! HERE'S THE DEAL, I'VE GOT YOUR PRECIOUS DOG POOPSY LOCKED UP IN MY CAR. MY ASSISTANT WILL SHOOT HER, RIP HER LEGS OFF AND DEEP FRY THEM IN OIL IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU TO DO RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! I WANT TO SEE YOU STRIP, BITCH! YOU'D BETTER STRIP GOOD, TOO! HERE, LET ME HUM YOU A MUTHERFUCKIN' SONG! HMMM, HMM, HMMMMM, HMM - DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME HUMMING? YOU'D BETTER START STRIPPING! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND YOUR DOG AND THEN GO AFTER YOUR GRANDMOTHER. SHE STILL LIVES AT 314 JOHN WAYNE AVE, RIGHT??? I'LL GO OVER THERE WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE! (Now, even though the girl is crying and scared, don't stop videotaping her. At this point she probably understands that it's all a game and she wants to show you how good her acting skills are. Those tears are really hard for her to force out, so she needs constant reminding of different and horrible things you're capable of. Go nuts on the details).
girl - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
you - BECAUSE I PLAY LOTS OF VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES AND WATCH C-SPAN! NOW LOSE THE UNDERWEAR!!!!!!
So, that's pretty much how it goes to get girls to get naked in public. Now, not every situation will be the same, so be prepared to change your style up. Once you have the evidence recorded, though, make sure you put it up on the internet for all to see. There's nothing better to cure a boring day than to watch these video clips. Just check out all the free video-upload sites for some examples. Now, go out there and have fun getting girls naked!
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