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Written by Andy
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Monday, 28 July 2008 |
 Wow, this movie is freakin' awesome! Seriously. Can't I just stop the review here? It's just that good. There's no need to really go into the plot. It's just that fucking good. Look, if you rent/buy/download a movie called ZOMBIE STRIPPERS you pretty much know what you're in for. But, is it a good thing? Well rest assured folks, it's a good thing.
Ok, so what about the plot? In the very near future the world (and by world, I mean America) is fucked up. Strip clubs are outlawed and Bush is still president. That's a fucked up world that we don't want to live in. So, the military is working on making zombie soldiers (been there, done that). One of these fellas escapes confinement and visits an underground strip club where JENNA JAMESON is stripping (only her name isn't Jenna, but she's playing herself pretty much). She gets bit by the zombie, and turns into zombie herself. The owner of the strip club is ROBERT ENGLUND (Freddy Kruger!!!) and he decides that maybe her being a zombie won't be so bad. The customers absolutely love it, and then all of the strippers turn unto zombies to start making some serious cash!
There's lots of comedy, gore, boobies, and stripping zombies. This movie pretty much has it all. An all-star cast is also present, here. This movie needs to be in everyone's collection at home. Fellas, you're gonna love ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. Go out and buy it, already!
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 26 July 2008 )
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