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Written by Andy   
Monday, 11 August 2008
I am constantly reminded each day about how dumb advertising can actually get. When I think that advertisers can't get any more ridiculous with product-placement, they come and out-do themselves. What the fuck is this all about? Let me be perfectly clear with all of you right now: If you own this product, I don't like you anymore.

Seriously, why do they make these things and call 'em screen cleaners? Fuck, I wouldn't mind if they just called them toys - or dolls - or whatever. But who thinks of these things and says OH SNAP! I BET WE COULD SELL THEM AS SCREEN CLEANERS, TOO, FELLAS!?? (Because, in my mind, it's a guy saying this to his friends in a board room - meaning that it's his job to think these thoughts out loud. I don't like this person's job.)

On a scale of 1 to 10 for useless products for 2008, I'm going to rate this a 2. It's up to you to decide if 2 is a good number or bad number for this scale. Don't buy this product.


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