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Arizona Green Tea - ENERGY DRINK |
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Written by Andy
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Monday, 13 October 2008 |
 Jesus, this is horrible. Arizona, I'm so upset with you right now. I'm one of your biggest fans - especially when it comes to your green tea. You have it pretty much turned into a science how good your drinks are... usually. But what the hell were you thinking when you made this energy drink?
This drink tastes like a sweaty, hairy asshole with carbonation. I really don't think I'm exaggerating too much when I say that. I saw this in a DOLLAR GENERAL one day and I said to myself OH SNAP! I HAVEN'T TRIED THIS YET. EVERY OTHER FLAVOR TASTES BAD ASS. THIS MUST BE THE SAME! Oh, but I was wrong. Disgustingly wrong. Sure, I still drank the entire thing, but I wasn't happy about it.
You guys have such a good thing going with your different tea combinations. Why do you want to go for energy drinks? Sure, lots of other people are doing it, but you have really good, straight-up tea flavors. You need to shy away from energy drinks. Too many kids are hooked on them. They don't need an awesome company like yours giving them yet another one to get hooked on.
Please, do it for me. Do it for the children. Stop making energy drinks. Keep green tea as a non-carbonated, highly sugarized beverage. We love that.
Here's the WEBSITE so you, the fans, can help me get ARIZONA to stop making this drink.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 07 October 2008 )
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