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Mr. Shit - THE GOOD THE BAD THE UGLY |
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Written by Andy
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Monday, 24 November 2008 |
 Folks, I have been dreading writing this review for quite some time now. I knew at some point I would receive an album in the mail that was absolutely horrible in every sense of the word and would make me cringe when I stuck it into my CD player to listen for the first time. This day has arrived. Mister Shit is the worst album I've ever listened to. Oh, there's a lot of bad bands, comedians, rappers, an assorted ARTISTS out there who have figured out that it's easy to make a CD, but Mister Shit has out done them all.
When I think of music reviews, I think first about music. Mister Shit forgot to think about music. There's no music here. It's kind of a comedy CD. I mean, it's not like it's funny or anything, but it is marketed as a comedy CD. There's a lot of cursing for no reason (which is very irritating to me) on this album. Try to imagine a person who doesn't know how to do impressions at all yet likes to repeat words all the times. Speaking of impressions, why does his Al Sharpton impression sound exactly like his Janet Jackson impression? His Barry Bond impression sounds very similar to his Mary J. impression. And he needs to stop repeating all his words all the time! I can't count all the times I heard the same sentence or even word over and over again in each song. It's nauseating. Wow, this CD actually causes me to feel nauseous. It's a medical phenomenon.
Also, when I think about music reviews, I expect to see a CD jewel case, or some sort of encasing that resembles a CD case. This album came inside a DVD case. Also, Mister Shit forgot to include a track list in with this album, so he had to print out a piece of paper on a home computer to include with this album. How do I know it must have been a common computer printer? Well, the paper was just folded over a few times to fit inside this DVD case.
So, who is Mister Shit? Apparently he's a GANGSTER COMEDIAN born and bred in the Bronx. I don't think that people really need to know more about him than that. Heck, I should have just stopped after saying GANGSTER COMEDIAN. What the hell is a gangster comedian? And if gangster comedians all sound like Mister Shit, then you don't need to know anything else except to stay the hell away from that genre.
Sorry to all the fans of Mr. Shit who think that maybe I'm being a buzz-kill towards their main dude. Look folks, if you're a fan of this guy, that's your thing. But I'll go ahead and save you the trouble of wondering why you can't get a date on a Saturday night - it's because your musical taste is shit.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 18 November 2008 )
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