Here at the BIGGEST LETDOWN we have decided that you people out there in INTERNET-LAND need as much help as possible to cook simple dishes on an incredibly tight budget. We know that the economy is in the dumps, and many of you have lost your jobs. The majority of you just scam internet connections wirelessly off your neighbors instead of purchasing it through your cable or phone companies. In these desperate times, you need as many ways as possible to save a buck. So, every now and again we are going to show you simple, cost-effective recipes to help you beat off starvation.
We decided that the first recipe to show you is a tangerine smoothie. It's damn simple. Buying tangerines (especially when the season for tangerines is almost over) is cheap. Also, ice is super cheap. It's getting colder outside, so ice is getting even cheaper. Just put an ice tray outside during the night. When you wake up, you'll have your ice. The other SECRET ingredient is TANG. This stuff is incredibly cheap, too.
The benefits of making this is that it will satisfy your appetite until the next meal. It's really good, too. REMEMBER TO REMOVE THE SEEDS FROM THE TANGERINES! That's a pretty important thing. At least, I think it's important. Maybe it's not. What do I know?
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