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Andrew B. Wilkins PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 28 September 2006
Andrew (or, Andy, for short) likes most people. He's a people person. Actually, he's more like a PUBLIC RELATIONS coordinator. That's what he does best. He's the William Shatner of public relations. In that sense, he can get anyone to believe anything he says. Would you like to buy a house? Well, Andy probably has one for sale right now. That's how great Andy is.

Away from P.R. work, Andy is a great actor, director, writer, producer, editor, lover, bomb-maker, professional man, and amateur psychic. He's learning how to breathe under water, and how to hold his orgasms for longer than 17 minutes.

Ladies, Andy may be dreamy, but he's also a very hard worker and ususally takes on more than he should. He may start out terrific, but soon you'll notice that he's more interested in his work than you. You'll spend $200 on some kinky underwear from Victoria's Secret, and Andy won't want to play with you. He'll just bury his nose in his computer while mumbling to himself about how "this project needs to be done or nobody will like him anymore".

You just need to love him or leave him. It's better this way. 
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