Bob is like Superman, Hercules and Jesus, all rolled into one big joint. If comedy and wacky voice-making were an artform, he would be a "Superartist". Kids would line up on the streets and ask him for an autograph - and I'm sure he would give out his autographs. He would sign so many notebooks and cardboard cut-outs that the Pope would have to make Bob's Birthday a holiday.

That's how much artistic power Bob has. He's great. I've also heard from his wife that he's a good kisser. That may not be true, but I'm not about to find out.

Bob's hair is black, and his heart is red. I'm not sure what that means, but at least it's not the other way around, right?