Happy is the 21 year old roomate of fellow staff memeber Tim.  He joined the staff to keep himself busy to stay out of trouble.  Known for pissing people off with out reason and a seris "psychologically damaging incidental one night stands."  Well thats what he calls them anyways.

 His plans do seem to have backfired a bit though as rumors have already spread around the office that he's been romanically linked to some of the other staff memebers.  Since Tim has been living with him for almost a year now none of us doubt something strange has happened by now.  There have been a few akward moments between him and Andy at times as well.  Tired of the rumors we asked him ourselfs.  He screamed in reply "I'm a staff member! The only one I slept with was myself."  He then ran off toward the other side of the office and we lost him before we could give chase.  We found him an hour later curled up in the shower wispering "I'm not in to man love" over and over.  Two days later he was back to himself as cheerful as ever.  We deceided it was best not to bring it up again.

 As one of the younger members of the staff he hopes that he'll bring a lot of energy and life to the site. He also wants to act as a couter point to Crystal by drawing in more women to the site that just want to stare at his pictures.  More then like this to will back fire and end up cause him to have more gay stalkers then he already does.  Either way his email is post on the site...