Long hair just comes natural to Kevin. He's an honest-to-God recreation of what a lumberjack would look like if they really existed.

Kevin has stated that he would like to be sponsored by any company that could possibly give him something for free. We're still waiting to hear back from Natural Ice and Marlboro, though.

A man among men, Kevin will warm his way into your heart - just to tear it out again. If there was one warning sign to describe Kevin, it would have to be "Please Don't Feed the Kevin - unless you want him to keep asking for more Food"

Oh, and sometimes he hits women with wrestling belts just to show them who's boss. Kevin smacked a bitch once. Yes he did.