Known to some as Page 73 girl, Crystal has been wowing friends and fans for years. Not only a model, she would also like to share with you her views on life, liberty, and how awesome it is to be an American right now. Give Crystal a question, and she'll probably answer it. She's that nice, folks.

Crystal is an important addition to the staff at Biggest Letdown because she's a girl - the only girl on staff. The Biggest Letdown didn't want too many women coming on board for fear that they would overpower us and turn this website into something like THE VIEW or THE MEGAN MULLALLY SHOW or any other "vagina-only" form of entertainment that us guys are very very scared of. This is the reason she's the only girl on staff.

She's also smokin' hot, if you haven't checked out her pictures yet. You are all very jealous right now.