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Godless: the Church of Liberalism |
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Written by Administrator
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Friday, 29 September 2006 |
 What an amazing book. Really. Ok, no, not really. I was browsing though my local Republican bookclub Digest and I came across this book. So, Ann Coulter spewed out enough words to create yet another book, huh?
When are people going to learn that she's bat-shit insane? Who cares about Conservatives and Liberals? Who really gives a flying leap out of a burning skyscraper that this lady wants people to hate Liberals? You know what she is, don't you? She's rasist. She's rasist against Liberals. She thinks that genocide against a race of left-wingers (are Liberals left- or right-winged? I can't remember) would do this world some good. And by WORLD I do mean American World. Truely that's the only world that matters to this lady. If I saw her on the streets I would walk up to her and have a conversation that goes a little something like this:
Andy: Hello there. How are you today?
Ann: Are you a Liberal shit-sucking pig fucker or a Heavenly Saint Conservative?
Andy: ... Oh, I get it. You're Ann Coulter.
Ann: Yes, and who are you?
Andy: Oh, well I'm Andy.
Ann: How do you do? Are you a Conservative like me? Or are you a devil-worshipping Jew Liberal?
Andy: Can't you tell? I thought all your people could tell the difference between us? If you're going to be a bigot, you might as well know who you're fighting against. You see, I don't like you and I think you make your people and their efforts for total world domination seem more pointless than they should be. You never think before you speak, and the shit that spews out of your mouth is so unprepared that it's a mystery that anyone listens to you at all. To tell you the truth, the only reason I gave you a second look is that your boobs are about to pop out of your shirt. I think that's how you get your viewers to pay attention to you. They sure as hell aren't listening to your speeches about bowing down to Republican ideals and following our "fearless leader of a President" in any situation he puts us in. Seriously, you need to cut your shit out. Just sit down on the back of the bus and watch the cars go by. We don't like you. And by "we" I mean the world. The entire world. You will never be in control of anything (accept the amount of cleavage you show right before you talk on TV) and you will never amount to anything - ever. You are a letdown. Welcome to the club.
Ann: ... Buy my book.
And I think that's how our conversation will go. Please don't buy her book. Don't even look at her book. Those boobs are staying in their holsters. They will not be making an appearance any time soon. |
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