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Written by Andy
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Monday, 02 October 2006 |
 How egotistical do you have to be to review your own merchandise? Well, here at the Biggest Letdown, we're trying to lower the bar all the way! When it came to the choice of spending massive amounts of money oversees to get a bunch of laborers to do our dirty work - or going with an online store that makes merchandise for 2 million worldwide internet stores, the choice was not easy.
"Hmm, sweatshops, or air conditioned warehouses???" Well, we finally decided upon the warehouses, but I'm still not too happy with that. I like exporting America's economy. I'm all for it. Let's export everything that America does and then let's just sit around and rake in the dough!
 Seriously, though, you should check out these products. I'm saying that because I get paid to say that. It's part of my job. When you see P. Diddy on TV talking about his acne cream of choice (PROACTIVE), it's not really his choice. His CHOICE is the check that comes in the mail every month. Seriously, do you think that celebrities would buy the shit that they sell on TV or on the internet? Noooooo. I'm just like these people. I want you to think that my products will get you laid (actually, the "I'm a dick" shirt has been known to draw women closer to you... maybe just for a slap in the face, but that's still better than nothing!). I'm just trying to set you straight. Hey, if you want us to make merchandise to better suit your views, values, goals, or ambitions, just tell us. I'll listen. The rest of the staff will listen. That's where the I'M A CUNT shirt came from. Some girl walked up to me on the street and I knew in my heart that she could wear that shirt! She was BORN TO WEAR THAT SHIRT! So, give me some ideas. Lay 'em on me. Tell me what you want!!!
The logo for this site is looking for some ideas, too. We want something cool, but not TOO cool. Remember, at the Biggest Letdown, you're only as good as your name - and our name pretty much says it all. |
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 07 October 2006 )
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