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Written by Andy
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Tuesday, 07 November 2006 |
 Today, all over America, people stood in lines and booths just so they could vote. This Country (America) is vote-crazy. We want to vote on everything we can get our hands on. We vote on our favorite ice cream. We vote on our favorite web sites. We vote on whether is should be illegal to let someone else marry their gay partner. Shit, we even vote on who should run our city, state, Congressional Region, and even this Country!!! That's fucked up, if you ask me.
 This year has been extremely hard on people who want to know who to vote for. We have been bombarded by tabloids, radio ads, and TV commercials telling us that every other politician is corrupt - exept the person who's telling us this news. If anything, that makes you a tattle-tale. And we all know that tattle-tales are really just telling on themselves - and they're telling us all that they are tattle-tales. (Thanks, Brady Bunch).
I woke up this morning, and I decided that I wasn't going to vote. I said NO to the idea that I had to vote for some old person to tell me how to run my life. I decided that I didn't want an Old-Schooler raising my taxes and keeping my gay friends from getting married. I'm sick and tired of people saying that I'm going to hell if I gamble.
 The only thing I really want to do, is shoot old people. Think about this for a second: If we shoot the old folks (the OLDIES), then we (as a Country) will only have fresh ideas, sprouting from young minds. We might finally be able to get some things done now. We (as the Young'uns) can use cell phones, type on computers, drive cars, and kick others WAY BETTER than old people can. We're better. Hell, we're the BEST! What are they going to do - keep us out of their will???
So, today I hope you all join me in NOT VOTING and killing old people! |
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 02 December 2006 )
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