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Written by Andy
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Thursday, 07 December 2006 |
When I was younger, I used to hang out in a lot of coffee shops and juice bars. It was kind of cool to me. I would spend way too much money on caffeine products, and sometimes buy freshly squeezed juices from hippy chicks who didn't eat meat. They would mix all sorts of fruits and vegtables together and sell them for $3 per cup. I never thought that a company could come out with bottled juices that would compare to my old juice bar days - until now. Fuze is a freakin' awesome drink company. They're all probably hippies and none of them drive cars on regular gas (they most-likely use bio-diesel or chicken broth), and none of them shower and they all have dredlocks and sit around talking about how screwed up the world is because of Coca-cola - but they've got one hell of a company. Each of their products are meant for different reasons: refreshing, vitality, and slenderizing. Damn, they've put a lot of thought into this.
The only problem I have with Fuze right now is that it's hard to find these drinks. I just happened to be in the middle of nowhere at some gas station when I first laid eyes on a Fuze. I really haven't been the same since. I drank the Banana Colada cocktail. It's filled with each vital mineral and vitamin that my body needs. I'm still feeling wonderful about my life - and it's been about 2 weeks since I first drank this thing.
So, in conclusion, thank you hippies. You've done something right. You've made me feel good about my life and gave my body some nutients that it needed. I'll stop wasting as much gas as I used to now. You rock, hippies.
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 07 December 2006 )
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