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Written by Andy
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Sunday, 11 February 2007 |
 They say that buying a home is one of the most important purchases of your life. Is that true? I say: "It sure is!" So I'm happy to announce that I have stepped up another notch in the "growing up" factor, and I purchased my first home last week. This is going to really cut me back on my spending abilities because I paid an arm and a leg for this thing. I just hope it's worth it.
Now I'll be able to throw house parties and I won't have to worry about a landlord coming over and stopping my fun. If I destroy a wall - well, it's MY wall! I can just replace it later! If I want to cut a hole in the ceiling and make a skylight, I can do that, too! Now Bob and I can talk about homeowner stuff and we can both water our lawns and yell at the kids to get off of the grass.
I've got a morgage, now! Hell, up until a week ago, I thought a morgage was where they keep dead people! I'm learning so much about this thing. And I've got my own garage, too! Finally I'll have a place to hang my frozen meat slabs! If I get out of shape, I can start punching those meat slabs just like Rocky used to do and then I'll become a prize fighter, too.
And if any of you guys want to come over and hang out with me in my house - you'd better call, first! I won't let just anybody into my home. The area where I'm living has a strict policy not to let in the riff-raff. There are signs posted that read "We don't tolerate SCUM". Scum stands for riff-raff, and that is exactly what I am not letting into my house. If you are riff-raff, don't bother coming over. But if you are not riff-raff, then feel free to drop by. I'll try to hold some amazing parties and events. Maybe we could go bobbing for apples, or play Twister. When the lights go down, we might break out the Ouigi board and conjour up the spirits. Doesn't that sound like fun?!
So, if I can go out and buy a house, I'm sure you all can, too. I'm walking proof that anyone should be able to do it. |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 11 February 2007 )
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